What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 00:05

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.